What Do You Think About No One Attending the ASG Open Forum?

EVANSTON — ASG held an open forum last Thursday, but no students attended. What does NU think?

Bill Borgens, Secretary of the Taco Bell Appreciation Club
“That’s too bad. It would have been interesting to hear what the student body thought about ASG’s plans to divest from the panda fur coat industry.”

Cassandra Kendall, Vice President of the Advanced Checkers Club
“This is news?”

Stacy Kaplan, Social Media Coordinator of the Walk of Shame Watchers
“I’m sure more students would have attended if they had heard about it, but without Wifi on the Lakefill, we were all in the dark.”

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