Mayfest Confirms Collard Greens as Dillo Indie Act

EVANSTON – Following a leak early today on the indie artist’s Facebook page, Mayfest Spokesperson Jill Anderson confirmed that Collard Greens would be filling the 7:00 PM slot on Dillo Day.

“We’re very excited to have Greens at Dillo,” commented Anderson. “We’ve been watching her grow for a couple years and she’s poised to sprout into the indie scene any decade now.”

Reporters tracked down Alex Martin, SOC ’18, one of the two undergrads that had heard of Greens before the news broke. Martin gave her thoughts on the confirmed artist. “When I saw the Daily article, I couldn’t believe it. They have a lot of typos so it was possible they meant Coldplay or Cake, but thank goodness they got it right this time. I’m so stoked.”

According to Mayfest, Greens is expected to put on a very entertaining, steamy show on the Lakefill come May 21.

UPDATE: An earlier version of this article misstated the number of undergrads who had heard of Green. The Flipside regrets the error.

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Brian's favorite kind of tree is Red Pine, because he likes to break the needles in half and imagine that he is a powerful giant. Additionally, he can proudly say he has never seen a movie in his life. Brian graduated from Harvard with a B.A. in theology in 1679, and then received his M.A. in accordion playing. At Harvard, Brian spent his time rowing down the Charles with his lover Dave Matthews softly caressing his cheeks as they floated. Brian's favorite Ghostbusters character is the Stay-Puft Man. Nowadays, Brian spends his time stuffing his shirt with ice while watching Season 2 Episode 5 of Gilmore Girls on repeat.

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