Category Archives: Headline

Allison Changes Lunch Availability from 12:17-3:01 to 12:21 to 3:07 and ¾, to Make Things Easier to Remember

October 12, 2012 Flippy Leave a comment

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Biden Shows Up For Debate in Green Tie, Chaos Ensues

October 11, 2012 Caroline Picard Leave a comment

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Freshman Doesn’t Write Down Professor’s Every Word

October 11, 2012 Bethany DeLong Leave a comment

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Freshman Withdraws from Meal Plan, Eats for Free at Club Events

October 10, 2012 Flippy Leave a comment

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Cafeteria Dwelling Freshman Wants to Know if “You Guys Mind if I Sit Here?”

October 10, 2012 Michael Coe Leave a comment

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Quartet Prints Limited Copies, Drives Up Prices

October 9, 2012 Caroline Picard Leave a comment

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With Welcome Week Over, Students Are Shocked At Steep Price Rise of Free Shit

October 9, 2012 Michael Coe Leave a comment

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NUCuisine Hacked by Latin Porn Site, Mexicans Served in Every Dining Hall

October 8, 2012 Flippy Leave a comment

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Autumn Lattes Create National Pumpkin Shortage

October 8, 2012 Caroline Picard Leave a comment

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National Ignorance Day Goes By Unnoticed

October 7, 2012 Wilson Smith Leave a comment

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