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Virginia Governor: ā€œSo What if I Like Ghosts?ā€

Virginia Governor Ralph Northam might have more skeletons in his closet than a necrophilic anatomy teacher. Last week a photo from Northamā€™s yearbook page resurfaced showing two people, one in black face and the other in a Ku Klux Klan hood. Or so it seemed. Shortly after the photo was published, Northam identified himself as the man in white but was quick to defend himself. ā€œI was clearly wearing a ghost costume for a Halloween party. And so what if

Palin Suffering from Post-Election Tourette’s Syndrome

JUNEAU, AKā€”Alaska Governor and former Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin is suffering from Post-Traumatic Election Touretteā€™s Syndrome, say doctors at Juneau Central Medical Center. The Governor was rushed to the hospital from her hometown of Wasilla on Wednesday, January 28th and has been observation ever since. ā€œI saw her walking down the street, and went over to give her a hello, and all she could say was ā€˜Maverick maverick 9/11 terrorist Joe sixpack.ā€™ I was so confused,ā€ said Wasilla resident and