Things We Are Giving Up for Lent

Now that Mardi Gras is over, it’s time for us to get serious and make sacrifices that will improve our spiritual well-being. With that in mind, here are some things we are giving up for Lent:

The Papacy
1 of our chainz
Communion cookies
Studying for that class we are going to drop
Sweetly-flavored condoms
Chocolate…starring Johnny Depp
Wasting time on the internet at sites like Sherman Ave
Gossiping (did you hear we gave up gossiping?)
Alcohol…ics Anonymous

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