Every Time Samantha Bee Says Her Name, It Gets Faster

As students poured outĀ Comedy Central’s Samantha Beeā€™s much anticipated talk this Tuesday at Cahn Auditorium, a look of serious disappointment could be seen across the hundreds of faces that had hoped to see a good night of standup from the star of Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. Instead, Beeā€™s routine lasted a mere 7 minutes and 4 seconds instead of the expected 60 to 90 minutes. Michelle Dawkins, WCAS ā€˜19, who flew in from Elder to see Bee, seemed to echo what a majority of students were feeling. ā€œI think she said something bad about Trump, which is a plus, but she was going so fast I couldnā€™t tell for sure.ā€

At approximately 8:34 PM, after the lights had gone off and the sound equipment put away, only one student remained in his seat. MalipĀ Jones, MEAS ā€™20, a self-proclaimed ā€œsavage memelordā€ was unavailable to comment, as he was too busy posting about Beeā€™s talk on Reddit, 4chan and other various ā€œdank forums.ā€ Critics of the night’s events argueĀ that Bee went for the classic ā€œmeme over themeā€ approach, in which she used repeated meme usage over any actual writing, effort or skill.

Later that night, a small group of protestors gathered outside CahnĀ in response to the incident.

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