In a shameless about-face after his most recent discussion section, area student Eric Shaw, WCAS ’19, has reportedly come crawling back to the political science quiz he was going to drop. “The professor allows us to drop our lowest quiz grade, so I thought I could do that with my 75% from a few weeks ago, but the grade I just got back forces me to reconsider,” Shaw said, shaking his head while brazenly attempting to repair his damaged relationship with the quiz he must now keep on his record. “In fact, I can probably still get at least a B even with that quiz,” Shaw added, only further revealing his opportunism and sycophancy. Additional reports allege that Shaw’s recent efforts are only one part of a larger plan to cynically get back in the good graces of his GPA.
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Michael Miller is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America, where he wrote a thesis on the merits of Dippin' Dots. It was wildly unpopular in the scientific community, as most readers preferred Fro-Yo. He enjoys salad with grapes, but without the salad parts, and the grapes are fermented. He enjoys glasses of wine. The most shocking part of Michael's life is that he is an avid St. Louis Cardinals fan. Michael hopes to one day open a Dippin' Dots stand in Busch Stadium sot hat he can provide The Ice Cream of the Future to his brothers in red.