“You know these kids are just gonna buy a new ID after you take it from them. So why not start up a side business?”Read More
And to all the haters: “Y’all can Bop-It, Twist-It, Pull-it, and Suck-It.” Peace, Bitches.
Area student Eric Shaw, WCAS ’19, has reportedly come crawling back to the political science quiz he was going to drop.
“You tell yourself that you’ll be different. That you can break the mold and keep studying.” he added. “But I’ve got news for everyone out there: you’re wrong. Don’t become another statistic.”
“I’m actually kind of relieved. I thought he was angry at me because I’m black,” Howard said.
He then proceeded to turn on the shower to wash off all the excess beer that had dribbled down his neck and chest.
The new Chicken Global Hub is expected to encompass the entirety of the block between Ridge and Garnett, tearing down numerous homes and causing a spike in property values for those remaining, bathed in the delicious scent of fried chicken.
The first act is scheduled to open at precisely 6:00 am on the Monday of finals week with subsequent acts performing during the Chem 103, Econ 310, and Physics 135 midterms.