“You tell yourself that you’ll be different. That you can break the mold and keep studying.” he added. “But I’ve got news for everyone out there: you’re wrong. Don’t become another statistic.”
Author Archives: Ryan Franks
“I know you could call me boring for not doing something more exciting like multivariable,” Franks said as he put scented candles around his bed, “But I really enjoy it and that’s what counts.”
“This perpetual tide of progress must be tended with vigilance, humanity and insight,” she stated, “and, no matter how rare your Pepe is, we must not forsake the ideals of our visionary ancestors.”
My roommate’s personality has made Northwestern bearable for me—be it through his humor, spontaneity, determination, or, of course, his oddly comforting night-screaming.
“I’ll try to cut down the foreplay to the first two seconds so we can get right into the action.”
“When I look through all of these candidates, I just see a bunch of old out-of-touch men I’d never want to shoot heroin with, but Quinn is something different.”
“Trump has always been a very sensitive soul and he has always cared very deeply for the opinion of the American people.”
Coming on the heels of Beta Beta Beta’s ground-breaking decision last year to get their first black guy, this diverse fraternity is once again shifting the paradigm of what it means to be inclusive.
So far, IHOP executives are “excited to have him aboard” and describe him as doing a very good job.
Reportedly, a confused Sterling decided to start wandering through Elder Dining Hall under the mistaken assumption that there was food in Elder Dining Hall.