“When I married Donald, I thought I would be able to live the pampered life of an Eastern-European trophy wife.”Read More
Tandel Jr. drives the first Smart Car to be rigged up with an 850 horsepower engine.
“I’ll try to cut down the foreplay to the first two seconds so we can get right into the action.”
“After the time came for the short answer section, the tapping went from ‘Amateur Drum Solo’ to ‘Pissed-Off Flock of Woodpeckers.’”
Under the regulation, every American will be required to use a browser extension that translates potentially subversive texts to politically acceptable language, to take effect February 25.
Women should be able to not have sex if they don’t want to, Holbrook said, provided that they’ll still do “stuff under the table at Chili’s.”
“There’s nobody sexier or more financially solvent than you, baby, and this Valentine’s Day I want you to feel special.”