[Roaring ’20s Issue] Class of 1924 Sets New Diversity Record of 3
[Roaring ’20s Issue] Area Man Invests in Stock Market, Asks “Wait, Why is this Newsworthy?”
“WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT WE DON’T?!?” terrified investor screams at reporters
[Roaring ’20s Issue] NU Students Vote to Divest from Whale Oil, Double Down on Coal
EVANSTON — Students from NU’s center for social activism, the Millard Fillmore Institute, brought a ground-breaking proposal before the ASG senate this past week to divest Northwestern’s endowment from whale oil companies. The proposal follows from successful earlier measures brought about by the institute to disinvest from the East India Trading Company and the elephant poaching industry, and its primary authors, Engineering Senior Grahame Weathersby and Arts and Sciences sophomore Millicent Price, say that they hope the bill will protect
[Roaring ’20s Issue] Prohibition Ends, Evanston Unaffected
Socially Anxious Freshman Secretly Relieved by Dillo’s Five-Hour Break
Magazine: Does Arrested Development Meet Your Expectations?
Macklemore Would Have Played Dillo Day If We Had Asked
Dillo Day Ball Pit Provides Exciting Place to Hook Up, Contract Meningitis
EVANSTON — Northwestern students attending Dillo Day this year were pleasantly surprised by Mayfest’s latest addition to the day’s experience: a ball pit. Members of the student body expressed their excitement, with some saying that the classic childhood playground staple was perfectly suited for the drunken hookups they have been planning since the day after last Dillo Day. “Dude, it’s amazing,” exclaimed Weinberg senior Scott Landry. “It combines the thrill of publicly sucking face in front of all those high
Study: Lakefill Made Entirely of Refuse from Previous Dillo Days
Stacey’s Cool Mom Is Gonna Have Fun at Dillo
By Stace’s Mom Guys, have you heard they are making guests under 19 have adult chaperones at Dillo this year? Well, since my daughter Stacey (Stace because we’re besties) is only 17, it looks like I’m back on campus, party people! First and foremost, I’m thinking the gals and me’ll start off the day with some dorm “consumption.” Obviously totez discrete. I’m willing to supply if Stace will stop telling me that she hates me and to stop wearing her