Author Archives: Andrew Schneider
The study, authored by Dr. Kevin Fisher, stunned the medical community by hypothesizing a correlation between consumption of pork by-product and negative health effects, regardless of any charitable intent behind consuming said pork by-product.
The FDA has attached an air of danger and rebellion to a product that makes its users look like they’re smoking a fucking kazoo.
After completing his cursory research, Simonides wrote his 200-word proposal in a matter of minutes and rewarded himself for his diligent efforts with four hours of Netflix and video games.
What, are you all going to lord my mistakes over me just because I commit them on a weekly basis?