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Climate Change Could Lead to Chipotle Guac Shortage; Al Gore Wishes He Had Thought of That
The Flipside’s Guide to Finance
These lucrative tips have made our illustrious paper the 10th wealthiest bi-weekly satirical publication on campus, and once you’ve read this article, you’ll have no excuse not to be rich.
Microwave Clock Once Again Accurate after Daylight Saving Time Begins
Flipside Reporters Return from Sochi Sunburnt, Laid (Winter Olympics Recap)
In case you missed any of The Flipside’s Winter Olympics coverage, the links below will make sure you get the scoop on what really went down in Sochi this year.
Mars One’s Kickstarter Campaign Fails to Reach $3 Trillion Goal to Launch Martian Colony
Derek Jeter to Retire, Pablo Sanchez Still Going Strong
Bartenders Everywhere Pour out a Little Grenadine for Shirley Temple
Bob Costas Gets Eye Infection after Borrowing Sochi’s Sole Pillow
“Total Loser” Olympian Only Gets Laid 50 Times at Olympic Village
Athletes like Wilson, however, who are either introverted, in committed relationships back home, or sixteen-year-old figure skating prodigies, are happy to merely get laid a couple dozen times during their trip.