Area Sophomore Still Sits Criss Cross Apple Sauce
“I don’t understand what’s wrong with sitting criss cross apple sauce. It’s really comfortable.”
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Bill O’Reilly to Release New Book in Wake of Allegations: Killing My Boner
Killing My Boner follows O’Reilly’s past bestsellers Killing Lincoln and Killing Kennedy, which O’Reilly stresses are “not, I repeat, not murder confessions.”
Morty Tops Forbes 400 List of People With Most Catcash
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos tweeted, “Who’s Morty, and what the hell is Catcash?”
Michael Bublé Beginning Defrosting Process for Christmas
Then, called by the scent of peppermint hot chocolate and spiked eggnog, he mysteriously emerges at some unknown time in early November to fulfill his Christmas responsibilities.
Pat Fitzgerald: Honestly, I Just Tell the Boys to Go Score Some Points, and Sometimes It Works
“I needed to find a way to make sure we won games,” Fitzgerald said, “and then it hit me, what would happen if we just got some points up on the board, and lo-and-behold, here we are today!”