No. 167

Student Lists 19 Likely Places He Lost his Keys

The freshman disclosed that his keys and wallet could also be at the Hooters in Peoria; or in Tashkent, Uzbekistan; or in the third stall from the left in the Norris ground floor bathroom.

6 years ago
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Speaker to Speak at NU

This is the Yamaha STAGEPAS 600i’s final stop on its college campus tour that has been widely publicized ever since it gained consciousness earlier this year.

6 years ago
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4 Steps to Get Your Ideal Dad Bod in 30 Days

Your beverage of choice should be beer, and when we say beverage of choice, we mean the ONLY ACCEPTABLE BEVERAGE. Start knocking back those PBRs and Busch Lights now to give you a head start.

6 years ago
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