Many analysts had speculated Embree would end his campaign after consistently polling in the low single digits among attractive girls on campus.Read More
Losen has reported that since he asked a girl out for coffee on Valentine’s Day, he thought it was important that he was prepared for all possibilities.
“This is a man who undoubtedly committed a series of heinous, heinous crimes.”
“Yeah. We’re totes coolio with the blacks.”
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie recently announced that he will be dropping his presidential campaign and picking up a sandwich.