I just heard about this absolutely fabulous social house (itās not the same as a restaurant, but I wonāt expect you to know the difference) from Stefon called Found. Once he said that it had both fried chicken and caviar on the menu, I knew I would die if I didnāt go there. So, this past weekend, my girlfriends and I decided to head over, and, let me tell you, it was the absolute best culinary experience Iāve had since
Guest contributor Morton Owen Schapiro argues that yes, raising tuition is an unfortunate necessity in todayās economic climate, while Morty Schapiro counters that HELL YES, have you SEEN the prices for these FUCKING FLOWERS?!?
Having learned of the School of Education and Social Policyās new course on the history and ethical dilemmas associated with philanthropic donations, the Northwestern Flipside would like to submit the following petition for the fund on our own behalf: Dear students currently engaged in the course āLearning Philanthropy and Engaging in the Study and Practice of Givingāā Weāre sorry. Weāre sorry we ever made fun of SESP. Itās just that after our twelfth straight hour on the same Quantum Mechanics
Hey guys! Sorry, Iām little hungover from the two handles of beer I had last night. I mean, that doesnāt even compare to the time my mom bought me vodka. I had three shots! Shit got so crazy, I canāt even tell you. (Except Iām going to tell you.) So me and my bros were just chilling when my ārents were out to dinner, and we were getting kind of bored so I was like, “Yo, bros, letās get schwasty.”
Dedicated to the worldās proudest Dad WOW. This is so cool. This is the coolest ever. My daughter is the best ever. I wonder if sheās having as much fun as I am? I wish I was standing up front with her so I could ask! (My wife made me stay in the back with her because during our tour of UCLA, I pushed three accepted engineering students out of the way so I could stand right behind the tour
Hey everyone. Is this tour a snooze fest or what? Who cares about the number of libraries, weāre all just here to party. Am I right guys? Who am I kidding? Of course Iām right! I even let my daughter have a party last weekend because she told me she hated me! Hey Stace, how fugly is that girlās handbag? (I call my daughter Stace because, letās face it, you canāt call your bestie Stacey #ew.) Anyways, I heard there
Ugh. I could totally get in here. This is dumb. I donāt even know why you would want to come to school here. Like Willie the Wildcat? Seriously? Dumb. This place is probably full of UChicago rejects. My (insert standardized state tests here) scores were in the 99th percentile. I got a letter from the Governor, the actual Governor of (insert state with said standardized test here). Northwestern would be my super safety. Iām the smart one. Mom told me.
By My Angry Feminist Roommate OH. EM. GEE. You guys (actually, that phrase is SO non-gender-neutral and totally misogynistic). You students, both female and male, who happen to be reading this well-informed and non-biased feature, Sandra Fluke is here. At Northwestern. OMG. Sheās here RIGHT. NOW. Like Iām literally in the second row of Fisk 217 and I can see her. Itās like Iām BATHING in womenās liberation. Iām more excited than a gay stoner enjoying Denverās most charming all-you-can-eat
For the first time in its storied existence, The Onion has issued an apology for its content. Many were outraged when āAmericaās Finest News Sourceā targeted 9-year-old Best Actress nominee QuvenzhanĆ© Wallis with a tasteless expletive, forcing Onion, Inc. CEO Steve Hannah to post a contrite note of regret on his siteās front page. After thorough discussion amongst The Flipsideās executive board and preferred astrologists, we have come to the decision that it is in our best interests for The
Esteemed senators, desperate wannabes. Three years ago, I attended a senate meeting. I don’t remember what the meeting was about, and I doubt anyone still remembers it. All I remember is that a lengthy argument broke out over whether a non-senator in attendance in place of an absent senator could vote in a procedural vote based on Robert’s Rules of Order.