Donald Trump Molests Child; Jumps Twelve Points In Polls
Trump, when reached for comment, talked about his “huge schlong”. “A real great schlong I have on me. People say that it is the nicest schlong in the world.
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Desperate Theater Major Prepares Big Number for Tech Expo
“Steppenwolf, Lookingglass, and a bunch of other places did not really get on the same wave with me during my audition pieces, so I decided to try other avenues.”
Yik Yak Confirms Area Frat is, in Fact, Gay
The report that Beta Beta Beta is gay has caused varied responses across the Northwestern community.
Area Student Triggered
“One of my sensory organs perceived a word, phrase, attitude, or institution that I must have interpreted as oppressive or otherwise offensive, and thus I became triggered,” Sheckard said.
Sorority: We’re Not All White
“We look at all of the candidates equally and without regard to race.”
Iowa Caucus to be Replaced with Russian Roulette
“We’ve decided that in order to boost election coverage and please all sides of our parties, we decided that we would choose our candidates through a game of chance.”
Fraternity Pledge Not Drowning In Pussy Yet, Surprised
Sanders is allegedly bewildered by this turn of events.
Elizabeth Tisdahl and Donald Trump: A Comparison
This is a comparison of the viewpoints of Trump and Tisdahl on important national and regional issues.
Jeb Bush Misses Half Money Deadline, Calls Dad
These struggles come as a surprise after many in the media predicted Bush to be the top candidate to reach the half-money deadline over the last couple years.
Morty Drops Mixtape at 3 a.m.
Tuition Hike has already been met with intense scrutiny by some of the most renowned critics in the music industry.