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Virginia Governor: ā€œSo What if I Like Ghosts?ā€

Virginia Governor Ralph Northam might have more skeletons in his closet than a necrophilic anatomy teacher. Last week a photo from Northam’s yearbook page resurfaced showing two people, one in black face and the other in a Ku Klux Klan hood. Or so it seemed. Shortly after the photo was published, Northam identified himself as the man in white but was quick to defend himself. ā€œI was clearly wearing a ghost costume for a Halloween party. And so what if

Palin Suffering from Post-Election Tourette’s Syndrome

JUNEAU, AK—Alaska Governor and former Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin is suffering from Post-Traumatic Election Tourette’s Syndrome, say doctors at Juneau Central Medical Center. The Governor was rushed to the hospital from her hometown of Wasilla on Wednesday, January 28th and has been observation ever since. ā€œI saw her walking down the street, and went over to give her a hello, and all she could say was ā€˜Maverick maverick 9/11 terrorist Joe sixpack.’ I was so confused,ā€ said Wasilla resident and