Palin Suffering from Post-Election Tourette’s Syndrome

JUNEAU, AKā€”Alaska Governor and former Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin is suffering from Post-Traumatic Election Touretteā€™s Syndrome, say doctors at Juneau Central Medical Center. The Governor was rushed to the hospital from her hometown of Wasilla on Wednesday, January 28th and has been observation ever since.

ā€œI saw her walking down the street, and went over to give her a hello, and all she could say was ā€˜Maverick maverick 9/11 terrorist Joe sixpack.ā€™ I was so confused,ā€ said Wasilla resident and acquaintance Joanne Mores. ā€œAt first, I thought she was making some sort of ironic, witty self-deprecating joke, but she just kept going and wouldnā€™t stop. ā€˜Pit bull earmarks bridge to nowhere Putin.ā€™ I didnā€™t know what to do.ā€

Doctor James Bradford, chief of long-term care at Juneau Central, offered this information about Palinā€™s condition: ā€œThe stress of the election clearly caused some sort of neural disconnect between the thalamus and the frontal cortex of her brain. Unfortunately, this may never be curable.ā€

When asked for comment, the Governor herself replied only with, ā€œHockey mom real America maverick drill baby drill fuck Katie Couric.ā€

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