 
		
		Democrats Pull Off Major Victory in War on Christmas
 
					
		“I can’t wait to personally feed every hardworking family’s Christmas tree into a wood chipper.”
 
	
		 
		
		 
					
		“I can’t wait to personally feed every hardworking family’s Christmas tree into a wood chipper.”
 
		
		 
					
		Thanks to the unavoidable “Christmas creep,” Cyber Monday, and this year’s Thanksgiving Day sales, Black Friday no longer signifies the designated celebration of capitalist excess it used to.