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Area Snowman Braces for Finals

The stress of impending finals is taking a hard toll on McFrostkins. “I haven’t had time to laugh and play in weeks,” he said. “And I keep hearing this strange beating noise in my head—thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump—it’s driving me mad.”

SLIDESHOW: The Flipside Attends a Football Game

As the football season draws, or crawls, to a close, The Flipside would like to take a moment to reflect on some of the most iconic moments of this season. We have laughed, we have cried, we really never stopped crying. This photo slideshow captures the highlights from our narrow blowout defeat to Wisconsin.

White Guilt, Jewish Guilt to Converge on Same Night

Aging Jewish seniors have already begun preparing passive-aggressive emotional blackmail for their children, grandchildren, and friends, setting a minimum quota of convincing at least TWO family members to purchase houses within a mile radius of their own.

Chet Haze: Where Is He Now?

Life without everyone’s favorite rapper, philosopher and Wildcat has left the Northwestern student body struggling to find its way without Chet’s artistic talent and thoughtful Twitter insights.

Report: Daily Northwestern Still a Thing, Apparently

The editorial staff of one of Northwestern’s oldest and least-read student publications has confirmed that the heavily-outdated form of media it calls The Daily is still alive and well, and in fact is still trying to deliver news to Northwestern students and Evanston residents alike.