“It should be artsy, yet functional. I’m thinking it should also be as big as four people.”
Author Archives: Oliver Meeks
“Only cost 3.4 billion and four separate construction crews…”
“It’s not our fault we only have six private jets – blame the manufacturer.”
Learned something in Geography class.
There’s an app for that. Also, a restraining order.
“Global Warming wins,” announces scientist in swim suit.
Instead of yelling penis, yell “PHALLUS”. Ten extra points if anyone gives a shit.
If she had eaten one more, she would have been thrown out in her underwear.
“Yeah man, I don’t miss my family at all. Bunch of… people… I don’t like…”
On a side note, a new campus policy has been implemented banning polar bears as pets.