NU Fashion Magazine Releases Yet Another Issue You’re Not In
Take the hint and start wearing tiger fur instead of jeans.
Author Archives: Oliver Meeks
NU Fashion Magazine Releases Issue of People Who Don’t Take Themselves Too Seriously
Just a bunch of people wearing jeans. Like, normal people.
Freshman with Hickey Really Impressing Friends
Yo man, that’s totally rad.
Freshman Successfully Manages to Wash Pair of Socks
However, the socks are no longer white. Not. Even. Close.
Tour of Broccoli Coming Soon To Cafeteria Near You
Northwestern to Upgrade from Three Quarters to Seven Quarters
Still not enough for a full load of laundry.
Tribute to Veterans Ignored by Students Going to Fucking Classes
Not to be confused with the since discontinued “Fucking Class.” Now that was a great class.
Mystery Floating Structure in SF Bay to Be Mailroom’s Next Location
Alcatraz to be retrofitted to house Elder’s cafeteria; nobody minds.
Northwestern’s Umbrella Organization, SHADE, Opens up for New Members
Happiness Club Releases Wild Pandas on Campus
NU PETA has launched a campaign in protest of the situation.