NU Fashion Magazine Releases Yet Another Issue You’re Not In
Take the hint and start wearing tiger fur instead of jeans.
Category Archives: No. 124
Sophomore Sells Crack to Fundraise for Dance Marathon
McClaren packaged his product and took it to the outlying neighborhoods of Chicago, where he sold it to other dealers, homeless addicts, and several mayors of various Canadian cities. He used a portion of the profits to fund the production of the next batch and the rest went to his DM fund.
Atheist Churches Declare Crusade to Reclaim Washington D.C.
“Forget the body and blood of Christ,” says atheist church-goer Bobby Anderson. “Cookies and beer are way better.” The movement, which began in the United Kingdom as something for atheists to do on Sunday mornings until restaurants opened for brunch, is now a worldwide phenomenon.
Google+ to Be Renamed “YouTube Troll Registry”
Preview Classes Only Have Two Midterms
Snapchat Turns Down $3 Billion from Facebook, Offer Went away after Ten Seconds
OPINION: No Shave November a Manifestation of Follicular Privilege
I CAN’T grow a beard, and when I walk down Sheridan, my hairless, female face literally being ASSAULTED by gale force winds, it’s both oppressive and marginalizing to see these fur-faced misogynists gloating in their superiority and facial warmth.
Joe Biden Extends His Most Sincere Condolences to the Philippians