New Dating App Shows Exact Radius of People Who Don’t Find You Attractive
Rather than having to put in user details, the app uses the camera to do a facial scan and delivers a verdict of “Honey, No, Come on.”
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Op-Ed: There are Only 25 Days of Christmas and None of Them are in November
If you’ve already started playing your favorite holiday playlist on Spotify you need to back the fuck up.
Dining Halls Excited to Serve Same Old Shit
“When Stephen Colbert walks into one of our dining halls, he needs the assurance that every single one of the $66,000 he pays to his son’s tuition is put to good use.”