Flipside Leaks Flipside Pledge Classes

EVANSTON — After an intense Yik Yak fight with the cross-recruiting bastards at Sherman Ave, the bid lists for Flipside fraternity Tappa Tappa Keg and corresponding sorority Delta Delta Delta Delta were leaked today. Although the dirty rush tactics employed by Sherman Ave almost sabotaged the best pledge classes of all time, Flipside Greek life once again came out as #tophau5.

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Ariana Grande – we have a problem with the top ponytail, no bid.

Bruce Jenner

Bruce Jenner – has some personal development issues, no bid.

morty

Morty – super involved on campus but does he have time for a fraternity???? also kind of old, no bid.

patfitzgerald

Fitz – IM flag football championship is in the bag #tophau5, bid.

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James Franco – we like Franco but his BFF Seth CANNOT be here, bid.

Julia Zorn

Julia Zorn – bossy but confident, will take initiative in sisterhood events that can really bring the pledge class together, promising for a future leadership role. bid.

Frances Willard

Francis Willard – she’s a legacy but buttoned up dresses are so 1851, no bid.

Percy

Percy – he’s like a gay stoner, bid.

tech door

Door at Tech – pulls hard, bid.

Josh McKenzie

Josh McKenzie – overexcited PA who is still trying to make group sleepover happen, no bid.

shuttle

Northwestern shuttle – could pick up anyone on campus if he wanted, super connected, ALPHA BID.

About the Author

Caroline Picard
Caroline is mad. Very mad. And do you want to know why? Because she was born in a very small box. Caroline starred in the 1964 remake of "Annie." She played the mop in the "It's a Hard Knock Life" scene. The most shocking thing about Caroline is her being a natural redhead. The pressure of needing a blonde president to continue the streak forced her to dye her lovely red locks. It is widely believed that the stress of co-presiding over the Flipside has caused her hair to turn white prematurely, and she weeps at night missing her red hair. While in New York last year, she discovered that you need permission and authorization to climb the Empire State Building at night.

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