“I go through socks pretty fast because, uh, I change my socks a lot. It’s okay, though. November is coming up soon and I’ll try again then, because of No Nut – shit, I mean, because the weather is cooler and my feet will sweat less. So, like, I won’t need to change socks all the time,” he clarified.
“Brett Green first came up with the idea for the resolution while slurping up some Fireball from the navel of girl known only to him as “the Other Sarah.”
“I understand that boys will be boys, but nobody should have to endure the agony of a student a cappella show.”
Her itinerary includes nine drinks, three frats, two random boys, and one trip to Lisa’s to end the night.
“It could be booze. Or girls. I’m not sure how to identify other types of stuff.”
“Yeah. We’re totes coolio with the blacks.”
The report that Beta Beta Beta is gay has caused varied responses across the Northwestern community.
Sanders is allegedly bewildered by this turn of events.
After an intense Yik Yak fight with the cross-recruiting bastards at Sherman Ave, the bid lists for Flipside fraternity Tappa Tappa Keg and corresponding sorority Delta Delta Delta Delta were leaked today.
Last week, Snapchat finally stepped up its game and created a new feature that allows college students on their specific campuses to post Snapchats to a story called “Our Campus Story.”