Bezos Accidentally Donates $10 Billion To Wrong Amazon
I mean, just look at the names. There’s the Amazon Foundation, which I own, and then there’s the capital T The Amazon Foundation, which is about some big jungle in Mexico or something.
Author Archives: Christopher Li
Scarlett Johansson Becomes First Asian Woman To Be Nominated For Two Academy Awards
“Well, I’ll simply take every role that comes my way. As a proud member of a minority group, I feel like it’s my duty to act in as many movies as I can. That way, even if I end up being the only Asian actress in Hollywood, the rest of my people can feel represented by me.”
From The Archives: Local Model Sells Nude Sketches Of Herself To Raise Money For Great Fire Of London
Within hours, London’s fire department found itself practically drowning in hundreds of pounds… of pounds.
Op-Ed: Disney Plus? More Like Lib-ney Plus: How The New Streaming Service Pushes The Liberal Agenda
Yes, let me assure you, I will certainly not be getting Disney Plus – or, as I think it should be called, Lib-ney Plus!
Sexually Frustrated Freshman Finally Finds Hookup, Out Of Socks To Put On Door
“I go through socks pretty fast because, uh, I change my socks a lot. It’s okay, though. November is coming up soon and I’ll try again then, because of No Nut – shit, I mean, because the weather is cooler and my feet will sweat less. So, like, I won’t need to change socks all the time,” he clarified.
From The Archives: Dillo Day 1896 Ends In Disaster After Theatre Troupe Knocks Over Candles
During the performance of a highly amusing skit in which the members of the troupe pretended to be people with practical professions, one of the Barnyard Boys tripped and knocked over the elaborate array of candles set up to provide illumination at that late hour.
International Student From Scotland Pulls Plex Fire Alarm: “It Reminds Me Of The Music Back Home”
“A din’t mean tae cause no ‘arm. A was jes’ ‘avin’ a bad dae!”
Oh God Oh Fuck: NU A Cappella Groups to Headline Dillo Day
“Jesus fucking Christ, please tell me this isn’t happening,” Jason Rothman (WCAS ’19) said as he shook his head in dismay.
Joker Origin Movie To Reveal Character’s Age, Real Name, And Pubic Hair Color
Rumors about the film also indicate that the Joker has two moles by his left nipple.
Sex Week To Be Followed By Herpes Simplex Week
“I’ve probably got more STIs than I can count, so it’s gonna be really cool to finally find out what some of them are called.”