I mean, just look at the names. There’s the Amazon Foundation, which I own, and then there’s the capital T The Amazon Foundation, which is about some big jungle in Mexico or something.
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“Well, I’ll simply take every role that comes my way. As a proud member of a minority group, I feel like it’s my duty to act in as many movies as I can. That way, even if I end up being the only Asian actress in Hollywood, the rest of my people can feel represented by me.”
From The Archives: Local Model Sells Nude Sketches Of Herself To Raise Money For Great Fire Of London
Within hours, London’s fire department found itself practically drowning in hundreds of pounds… of pounds.
Yes, let me assure you, I will certainly not be getting Disney Plus – or, as I think it should be called, Lib-ney Plus!
“I go through socks pretty fast because, uh, I change my socks a lot. It’s okay, though. November is coming up soon and I’ll try again then, because of No Nut – shit, I mean, because the weather is cooler and my feet will sweat less. So, like, I won’t need to change socks all the time,” he clarified.
During the performance of a highly amusing skit in which the members of the troupe pretended to be people with practical professions, one of the Barnyard Boys tripped and knocked over the elaborate array of candles set up to provide illumination at that late hour.
“A din’t mean tae cause no ‘arm. A was jes’ ‘avin’ a bad dae!”
“Jesus fucking Christ, please tell me this isn’t happening,” Jason Rothman (WCAS ’19) said as he shook his head in dismay.
Rumors about the film also indicate that the Joker has two moles by his left nipple.
“I’ve probably got more STIs than I can count, so it’s gonna be really cool to finally find out what some of them are called.”