Even the professor seemed impressed when he briefly stopped his teaching halfway through class. “I am so proud of…Cole?… for finally trimming his nails,” said Professor Gill, “I know that this journey has been a long one – even longer than his nail was.”
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“Tom was very clear: we are keeping Mr. Derulo’s digital penis saved just in case.”
From The Archives: Local Model Sells Nude Sketches Of Herself To Raise Money For Great Fire Of London
Within hours, London’s fire department found itself practically drowning in hundreds of pounds… of pounds.
The CEO Outback Steakhouse denies all wrong-doing, claiming each time that the dishes were just “the marketing team having fun with alliteration” and had no relation to current events.
Iran Releases List of 52 American Cultural Sites to Bomb, 43 Burger King Locations, Other 9 Jimmy John’s
Some of America’s most coveted cultural traditions find their roots in a handful of these Burger King locales.
“Don’t get me wrong, I love my family. But they have jobs and a life.”
Schwartz’s mother said that she is supportive of Schwartz’s transition onto the 2D plane so long as she promises to call more.