Area Sophomore Swallows Goldfish at Job Fair “to Prove Loyalty”
“He proceeded to bend down, removing the goldfish from its bowl, and drop it straight into his mouth.”
“He proceeded to bend down, removing the goldfish from its bowl, and drop it straight into his mouth.”
Rated a solid 7 out of 10 for attractiveness by Vogue, Kushner seems to be able to get away with much more than the older, richer, whiter males.