Busy Student has to Reschedule 4/20 for 4/25 at Earliest

Citing a massive backlog of studying, errands, and student group obligations, area student Jacob Palmer, WCAS ’19, told reporters today that his busy schedule has forced him to postpone 4/20 celebrations until 4/25 at the earliest.

“I know it’s only week four, but I’m already super behind in all my classes, I have three midterms coming up, and I told my friend I’d get dinner with him soon. I just can’t do 4/20 until early next week at best,” Palmer said as he crammed for a reading quiz.

Though Palmer had planned to light up several joints and smoke from a bong today with a couple other marijuana users he knows, he will now have to pencil in these activities for a later date.

“My friends will be cool with it. They get that I’m busy. Heck, they’re so busy that they might have to reschedule 4/20 for May or even June,” he said.

Palmer worries, however, that 4/20 will conflict with the other celebrations he’s postponed, including Christmas, his birthday, and Dillo Day 2016.

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Michael Miller
Michael Miller is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America, where he wrote a thesis on the merits of Dippin' Dots. It was wildly unpopular in the scientific community, as most readers preferred Fro-Yo. He enjoys salad with grapes, but without the salad parts, and the grapes are fermented. He enjoys glasses of wine. The most shocking part of Michael's life is that he is an avid St. Louis Cardinals fan. Michael hopes to one day open a Dippin' Dots stand in Busch Stadium sot hat he can provide The Ice Cream of the Future to his brothers in red.

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