Congratulations to local Second Grader Joshua Fairground for Swearing for the First Time

The Flipside would like to formally congratulate Joshua Fairground, a second grader from Evanston, for saying his first curse word during a heated game of outdoor kickball.

ā€œI, I, I was trying to kick the ball but, like, I kept missing because ChadenĀ was, was pitching the ball too fast, and, and, and I got angry and I got angryĀ and I said the F-word.ā€Ā 

Though this isnā€™t the first time a student has used profanity in his class,Ā Coach Byrdmouth says itā€™s becoming all too common.Ā ā€œThese kids, Iā€™ll tell you man, they are becoming the biggest potty mouths. IĀ tell you. Itā€™s all these video games and phones, too. You know, I watch thisĀ show, this Jones guy, and heā€™s got some theories about what theyā€™re doing toĀ our kids and–ā€Ā 

When asked how he knew of this salty language, it seems partialĀ homeschooling may have played a role.Ā ā€œSometimes when my dad gets mad, heā€™ll, heā€™ll say a bad word and he tellsĀ me not to say it but I want to be like, like my dad because I like my dad so IĀ said a bad word I said the F-word.ā€

Though Joshua was ultimately grounded, it seems this incident may haveĀ created a future comedian.Ā ā€œI said the F-word and, and everyone laughed it was so, oh, wow it was soĀ funny and I think I want to keep saying bad words because everyone laughsĀ when there is a bad word and, I actually said a bad word I said the F-word

 

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