Like all men aged 18-25, I used to look up to Clavicular (Clav, as I once called him) with tremendous respect. After all, it was he who inspired me to use a mallet to straighten my noise, and to try crystal meth when I realized cardio was boring. So, you can imagine the dismay I felt when I saw Clavicular having to gymcopemax after being auramogged by gymratmoids for only benching 135lbs.

Realizing I was deceivemaxxed is a sobering thought, and since then, whenever I try to copemax, I can’t help but feel that somebody out there is joymogging me. After all those steroids, how could Clavicular only benchmax 135lbs??? A man of his godly proportions should be able to hit at the very least 180lbs for a warm up. Now I’m going to look like a fool when my tren gets delivered. The UPS guy is going to auramog me so hard, I just know it…

At least I’m not the only one – on all my shady internet message boards and my X feed I see millions of looksmaxxers like me aborsbmaxxing the news. It’s lowkey sad to see, but there comes a moment in each of the videos where you see the light go out behind their dilated, rapidly-moving eyes, and that’s the moment they accept they’ve been realitymogged.

Perhaps it is better this way. There can only be one looksmaxxing alpha. I thought it was going to be Androgenic, but seeing him get hairmogged and forced to copemax with his baldness while livestreammaxxing scared me. I guess…I guess it’s the ASU frat leader’s world, and we’re all just getting framemogged in it.