At its most recent meeting, the Northwestern Flipside had record attendance. Hundreds of students crammed into Kresge 2415, eager to write satirical headlines, but, more importantly, to teach a lesson to none other than Timothee Chalamet. The peak in attendance came after Chalamet’s controversial comment about The Flipside, where in an interview he said, “I don’t want to be involved with The Flipside, or things where it’s like, ‘Hey, keep this thing alive!’ Even though it’s like, no one cares about this anymore.”

Clearly, Chalamet is misinformed about peoples’ interest in The Flipside. A total of 17 people happily accepted Flipside’s recent print issue, and the latest Instagram post got 22 likes. The demand for The Flipside is so great, in fact, that rumor has it they are soon to start an OnlyFans account, pending administration approval.

Chalamet’s comment comes on the heels of his campaign for his nomination as Best Satirizer. If Chalamet hopes to win, though, one suggests he keep his stray comments to himself. Satirizers all around know the power and sway of The Flipside. Maybe Chalamet ought to direct his comments at the lesser-known satirical entities, such as the now-defunct Gutter.

If Chalamet wants to save his award hopes, he may want to look into offering a sacrifice towards The Flipside’s mascot – the all-powerful Flippy. Chalamet better start brainstorming now about what could satisfy Flippy – maybe his wispy mustache, the stupid French spelling of his name, or perhaps even his lover, Kylie Jenner.