In the immediate aftermath of the shooting of amateur political commentator Charlie Kirk, social media feeds were flooded with scores of his old tweets as discussions around his legacy of constant homophobia, racism, misogyny, and intolerance began. In particular, old tweets attacking the star-not-on-belly Sneetches resurfaced.

As well-read readers may know, the star-on-belly Sneetches, who have a green star on their belly, have a long history of violent discrimination against the star-not-on belly Sneetches, who do not have a green star on their belly. That is until, Sylvester McMonkey McBean came, aiming to profit off of these tensions, and became the first and definitively only person ever in history to maliciously play a political side for the sole purpose of profit.

“If I ever see a star-not-on-belly Sneetch making pancakes, I’m going to be like ‘boy, I hope I don’t get food poisoning from these pancakes,’ – because they are made by the star-not-on-belly Sneetch, who I hate because they do not have a star on their belly,” reads a recently unearthed Charlie Kirk tweet.

“I frankly find the current peace between the star-not-on-belly Sneetches and the star-on-belly Sneetches sickening, and a total attack on our Christian values. How do they look down and see some of them have stars on their bellies and others do not and come to the logical conclusion that they should despise each other?” reads another tweet, dated back to the peace following the aftermath of McBean’s plot.

No political clash ever passed without Kirk getting an inflammatory comment in, and the Sneetches were definitely no exception. It makes one wonder if Charlie himself perhaps did not have a star on his belly. I suppose we will never know now.