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University Announces that Racism Actually Down by a Whole Five Incidents
Most Awkward Moment in History Occurs When Student Diversity Leader Walks in on Racist Olympics
“It is simply quite astounding,” said Dr. David Howard of Harvard’s Awkward Sciences program. “The awkward blast from the sudden confrontation of a diversity leader walking in on a bunch of elitist white people making fun of everything he stands for was just over 9.75 Michaelcerawatts.”
SAE Relieved that Racist Olympics Overshadows Their Fuckup
Republicans Use Tupac Hologram Technology to Bring Back Reagan
WASHINGTON – After seeing the Star Wars-like hologram of the late rapper Tupac Shakur at Coachella, Republicans were so enticed by the technology that they decided to purchase their own hologram projector. Republicans are using their new machine in the GOP National Office to project Ronald Regan 24/7. Since last Monday, hologram Reagan has been repeating the phrases “Cut Taxes”, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”, and “Trickle-down economics is good economics!” When asked why the GOP made the purchase,
Natty Light Not Invited to World of Beer
Area Mother Knows What 4/20 Means, Young Man
Turns Out Dick Clark Wasn’t a Zombie After All
Sex Week Presenter Having Trouble Performing
BYU Celebrates Hand-Holding Week