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CRU Confuses Steve Aoki for Jesus, Holds Vigil at Mayfest Chalking
Students Shocked to Learn White Rapper is Complete Asshole
Purchaser of “The Scream” Also Buys Nation of Tuvalu
FUNAFUTI, TUVALU – Willy Telavi, Prime Minister of Tuvalu, was informed Friday that his nation had been sold at auction to the same man who purchased “The Scream.” Although the famous Munsch painting sold for…
Heaving Drinking Pictures Discourage Organ Search on Facebook
Students Disappointed by Lack of Free Pizza at Herman Cain Event
Golden Dawn: “This Reich Will Last A Thousand Dollars!”
Forbes Releases Annual “Top Ten Preschools” List
Creepy Friend Request Guy Actually Requesting Kidney, Nbd
SILICON VALLEY, CA — In a press conference last Monday, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced several new updates to the timeline template, the most noteworthy being a new feature which indicates whether or not the…
