Area Freshman Nails Motherâs Day with E-Card
âWhen I saw âjackoff69@gmail.com has sent you an e-cardâ in my inbox, why, my heart was all of a flutter,â Macy McDonald said.
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Bernie Announces Monica Lewinsky as Running Mate
âSheâs flexible, sheâs not afraid to get her hands dirty, and she knows how to get things done in the Oval Office.â
Marginalized Voices Thankful to Be Misrepresented By Mainstream Sympathizers
âItâs awesome to be dragged along as a convenient symbol in a self-righteous display of social awareness.â
Freshman Breaks Arm Skating, Norris Ice Rink Not Safe Space
After paramedics arrived to whisk Carlson off to the hospital, Norris staff made the decision to shut down the rink indefinitely.
REPORT: Grandma Doesnât Trust âThe Asiansâ
âTheyâve got a real shady look about them, you know what I mean? Their eyes are justâŠâ she paused to stretch the skin around her own eyes outwards and demonstrate her point.