CNN Sees US Airways Tweet, Declares “Flight 370 Found”
Author Archives: Adam Pecena
Student Who’s “Already SO Busy” Actually Just Hooked on House of Cards
Membership in NU Pyrotechnics Will Cost You an Arm and a Leg
Rare Black Northface Fleece Lost at the Deuce
“I mean, people lose things occasionally, but a black Northface? At the Deuce? That’s one of the most horrible and unfortunate news items I’ve ever seen on the Internet.”
Second City Sparks Controversy with Free Class for Leprosy Patients Dubbed “Show Off Your Best Bits”
International Student Welcomed Back to US with TSA Frisking
Gupta was positively beaming upon his return to Evanston from Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport, bearing news of “the least unpleasant airport experience of his life.”
Scientists Found Key to Treating Alzheimer’s, Forgot Where They Put It
20 Hospitalized with Vicious Infection from Really Viral Video
Miley Cyrus Pledges to Stick to Cheesy Childhood Image until the Age of 45
“Now that I am twenty, I think it’s the best time to get more firmly settled in the adolescent image, maybe even take it back a little bit, add some of the princess props, teddy bears, and stuff like that.”
NSA Employee Helps Out Man Who Forgot to Buy Milk after His Wife’s Call