NU Men’s Basketball to US Government: “Suck It Up, We’ve Been Shutdown 75 Years”
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Cooper Manning Leads New York Giants to 0-5 Start
The older brother of quarterbacks Peyton and Eli Manning, Cooper was diagnosed with spinal stenosis when he was 18, seemingly ending his athletic career. But more than 20 years later, he has made his return to football as a 39-year-old rookie for the Giants.
Brain-Dead Prodigy Discovers Cure for Nothing
Houston Astros Clinch Impressively Mediocre Season
“You’ve got to remember how far we’ve come since last year,” added rookie shortstop Jonathan Villar. “Almost the entire batting order has made contact at least once this season.”