OPINION: America is Ready for a First Man
William Jefferson Clinton is just the right man for the job. He has decades of experience in the political arena as former Governor of Arkansas and a brief stint in national politics.
Category Archives: No. 164
Analysis of Offensive Library Graffiti
Last night, to gain a more in-depth analysis of the subject, The Flipside went undercover as janitors to investigate. What we found may be shocking, but just remember: everything is not as it seems.
Beta Beta Beta Fraternity to Relocate to Qatar
The Northwestern Intercampus will be adding a stop in Doha, and the house has been added as an extension to the SafeRide service area.
We Think Calvin Klein’s Sister is Speaking on Campus
We can’t confirm nor deny the identity of Ezra Klein but if he/she does happen to be Calvin Klein’s sister, we think it would be pretty cool.
Bill Nye Fails Orgo Midterm
Upon arrival in Evanston, Nye was notified of the organic chemistry midterm he would be required to take to remain on Northwestern’s campus.
Substitute Teacher Opens for Bill Nye
At this point, the teacher exited stage left and reemerged to cheers as he pulled onstage a TV cart and played a Bill Nye show for the duration of her allotted time.