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Fitz to Ride Live Wildcat in Homecoming Parade

“A clerical error was made, causing too many people to be assigned to the main parade convertible. Someone needed to be removed. Considering last week’s result against Michigan, Fitz was the obvious choice.”

5 years ago
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Freshman Thinks Bobb’s Full Name Is Robert

Sources indicate that although he had originally thought it was just named Bobb, he used the critical thinking skills that reportedly got him into Northwestern to deduce the dorm’s official name.

5 years ago
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