Category Archives: Headline

University Plans to Renovate Long Field, Make It Longer

September 30, 2013 Brian Capella 2 comments

           

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NCAA to Compensate Student Athletes with Free Copies of NCAA Football 15

September 26, 2013 Brian Lee Leave a comment

           

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Chicago Manual of Style Updates Guidelines to Include “No Ketchup”

September 24, 2013 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

           

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Sophmore Dies of Internal Bleeding Following 20th Successive “Welcome Back” Hug

September 22, 2013 Flippy Leave a comment

           

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Disillusioned Sophomore: “Man, But Actually, **** School!”

September 18, 2013 Dr. D.F. Xavier Rubino Leave a comment

           

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Area Freshman: “Welcome Week Wasn’t Too Tough, How Bad Could the Rest Be?”

September 17, 2013 Dr. D.F. Xavier Rubino Leave a comment

           

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Area Freshman Really Wishes CA Would Stop Hinting That Drinking in Dorms Would Be Slyly Overlooked

September 15, 2013 Dr. D.F. Xavier Rubino Leave a comment

           

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Rising Senior Full of Furious, Simmering Jealousy at New Freshman Class

September 13, 2013 Dr. D.F. Xavier Rubino Leave a comment

           

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Frats Jumpstart New Year; Skip Right to Grain Ethanol

September 11, 2013 Dr. D.F. Xavier Rubino Leave a comment

           

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New Fingerprint Scanner Proves Apple is Committed to Protecting Your Privacy

September 10, 2013 Flippy Leave a comment

         

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