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BREAKING: Officially Open For Debate On Next Issue to Shut Down Over, Experts Claim Congress has Reached its “Flow State”

November 24, 2025 Jenna Saltzman Leave a comment

Typically achieved only by the pinnacle of elegant ﬂuidity, such as an undried up waterfall or a Gen Z content creator navigating a McDonald’s kiosk, the “ﬂow state” has been dubbed by Congressional leaders as the “most sought-after” state to be in.

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From the Near Future: Ambassador to the UN Nicki Minaj Performs “Anaconda” in Front of the General Assembly to Raise Awareness of Falling Birth Rates in Developed Countries

November 21, 2025 Diego Guerrero Leave a comment

Although less catchy than the original, the new lyrics “My demographics down, they ain’t rebouncin’ now, lawmakers frown, askin’, ‘Where’s each newborn from?’” seemed to instantly capture the attention of the assembly members.

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Category Archives: No. 422

BREAKING: Officially Open For Debate On Next Issue to Shut Down Over, Experts Claim Congress has Reached its “Flow State”

From the Near Future: Ambassador to the UN Nicki Minaj Performs “Anaconda” in Front of the General Assembly to Raise Awareness of Falling Birth Rates in Developed Countries￼

From the Near Future: Ambassador to the UN Nicki Minaj Performs “Anaconda” in Front of the General Assembly to Raise Awareness of Falling Birth Rates in Developed Countries