I would do anything for you, Ricardo – except dance for 30 hours.
“I’m pretty sure he’s always gotten the majority of the birthday money. I’ve made my peace with it.”
“I mean, I feel like I could do DM in one afternoon and get the same out of it,” continued the same person who watched every season of American Dad at least three times.
The last time the two campuses marched under the flag was while doing a lap together at the 2007 Relay for Life.
He has already texted his parents about his date, and he hopes to get coffee on the Lakefill with her before it freezes over.
Some former dancers have revealed the particularly decrepit conditions inside “the tent,” as it’s popularly called on the inside.
Sources say executive members hope to top their earnings from last year so they can help more starving children or people with cancer or something like that.
These struggles come as a surprise after many in the media predicted Bush to be the top candidate to reach the half-money deadline over the last couple years.
Queen B tweeted a picture of her magnificent thighs emblazoned with a large purple ‘N’ and the caption “Coming for you xo.”
DM officials are investigating the serious possibility that last year’s complete absence of fainting frat bros was due to blood doping and other performance enhancing drugs.