Op-Ed: I Miss the DM Recruiter Who Would Whisper To Me In My Sleep
I would do anything for you, Ricardo – except dance for 30 hours.
Tag Archives: Dance Marathon
Report: Your Grandma More Likely to Donate to a Nigerian Prince Than Your Dance Marathon Campaign
“I’m pretty sure he’s always gotten the majority of the birthday money. I’ve made my peace with it.”
Student Who’s Watched 243 Hours of Netflix This Quarter Pissed about 30-Hour DM Commitment
“I mean, I feel like I could do DM in one afternoon and get the same out of it,” continued the same person who watched every season of American Dad at least three times.
North and South Campus to March Under Same Flag at 2018 Dance Marathon
The last time the two campuses marched under the flag was while doing a lap together at the 2007 Relay for Life.
Area Freshman Blushing after Being Asked to Dance Marathon
He has already texted his parents about his date, and he hopes to get coffee on the Lakefill with her before it freezes over.
UnshackleNU to Protest Dance Marathon for Mass Incarceration of Students
Some former dancers have revealed the particularly decrepit conditions inside “the tent,” as it’s popularly called on the inside.
Some Students to Dance in Tent
Sources say executive members hope to top their earnings from last year so they can help more starving children or people with cancer or something like that.
Jeb Bush Misses Half Money Deadline, Calls Dad
These struggles come as a surprise after many in the media predicted Bush to be the top candidate to reach the half-money deadline over the last couple years.
Beyonce to Headline Dillo Day
Queen B tweeted a picture of her magnificent thighs emblazoned with a large purple ‘N’ and the caption “Coming for you xo.”
Fraternity Inspires PED Testing for Dance Marathon
DM officials are investigating the serious possibility that last year’s complete absence of fainting frat bros was due to blood doping and other performance enhancing drugs.