Ask Flippy: Is It Morally Wrong to Selectively Breed My Sims for Large Wenises?
I’ve written over three studies that show that larger wenises positively correlate with almost every metric of success for a Sims community–GDP, average BMI, homicide rate, etc.–and I know that each and every one of my Sims would be much happier with a few inches added on to their wenis.

