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PHA Bans Ritual Sacrifice of Ugliest Rushee This Year
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“So, like, okay. The idea is that by burning a girl at the stake we’re making her sort of like a phoenix, where she dies all weak and gross but rises from the ashes in the image of sorority excellence.”