“So, like, okay. The idea is that by burning a girl at the stake we’re making her sort of like a phoenix, where she dies all weak and gross but rises from the ashes in the image of sorority excellence.”
“They were so efficient, the little rascals! They picked everything up, just like a person! But with the tiniest hands…!”
“She just looked at me and said, ‘Deal with the grade you got or you’ll end up like the last one.’”
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“We have only the finest and most authentic Chinese beer at this thing. If that doesn’t play out, pouring some soy sauce in Busch Light normally does the trick.”
“In our office, we always strive to make our tours inclusive, and today, that means including all those prospective students and their families that only understand forward-spoken English.”
“I emailed evites for my dog’s birthday party after six glasses of wine. It’s not an exceptional skill!”
The glass ceiling in the atrium creates an image strikingly similar to your precious beau when they realized it wasn’t working between the two of you, and never would.
“Since the bike path is still complete, students who enjoyed using it to commute more easily from north to south are able to continue to do so, just like they already have been.”