SEEN & HEARD: “It’s Going Down” at the Tappa Tappa Keg and Quad Delt Mixer

SOUTH FRAT QUAD — New members of Greek organizations Tappa Tappa Keg and Delta Delta Delta Delta attended their first mixer Saturday.

Delighted to talk to members of the opposite sex for the first time in over a week, Quad Delt’s new pledge class was extremely eager to get to know the true gentlemen of TTK in addition to their “AMΔΔΔΔZING” sisters, one of whom may or may not be named Sharon.1

“It’s so great to finally go out and do all of the things that I was expressly forbidden from talking about during recruitment but were the sole reasons I joined my sorority,” Quad Delt freshman Kelly Stone said.

After cramming onto the 10:34 shuttle with the rest of the Panhellenic community, Quad Delt went to TTK’s house2 for a Wear Less Clothing3 themed pregame.

The night kicked off with the girls pretending to understand the rules of slap cup while inevitably passing the cup to the wrong person on four consecutive occasions. After becoming sufficiently beer-soaked, the attendees had a sweaty dance party to hits including “Timber,” “Wrecking Ball,” and then “Timber” again.

Other highlights of the night included TTK junior Dave Walberg and Quad Delt Lucy Goldstein hooking up for the sixth time since coming back from break, but it is still “definitely not a thing.”

1 Possibly Sarah, or, chances are, Emily.
2 Also formerly known as belonging to Beta Delta Xi, which was then leasing it from Phi Kappa Delta, which bought it from Rho Tau Sigma after the tragic Lake Michigan Hazing Incident of 1973.
3 Originally planned as a Wear Tighter Clothing themed pregame.

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Caroline Picard
Caroline is mad. Very mad. And do you want to know why? Because she was born in a very small box. Caroline starred in the 1964 remake of "Annie." She played the mop in the "It's a Hard Knock Life" scene. The most shocking thing about Caroline is her being a natural redhead. The pressure of needing a blonde president to continue the streak forced her to dye her lovely red locks. It is widely believed that the stress of co-presiding over the Flipside has caused her hair to turn white prematurely, and she weeps at night missing her red hair. While in New York last year, she discovered that you need permission and authorization to climb the Empire State Building at night.

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